The Funnies

Written by Sister Erin Light on Friday, January 10, 2014. Posted in Trivia/Games

The Funnies

Here are a few funnies to start off your weekend with a smile!

Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?

A: Abraham, he knew a Lot.

 

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he was married?

A: Ruthless.

 

Q: What sport will we play in Heaven?

A: Golf, because “the course of the Lord is one eternal round” (1 Ne. 10:19)

 

Q: Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?

A: He knew there was something fishy about it.

 

Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?

A: Because he only had two worms!

 

Q: What kind of truck did Joshua drive?

A: A Dodge! (“When they make a long blast with the ram's horn...” Joshua 6:5)


 

Did you know Lehi had a pet insect? The Lord commanded Lehi to take his family and flea into the wilderness (1 Ne. 5:8).

 

Did you know the Apostle Paul was a surfer? Apparently, after a shipwreck he and the crew rode to shore on boards (Acts 27:41-44).

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